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- (gesturing to his nether regions) Ya know, hon, it's not gonna suck itself.
- If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
- Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
- That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
- Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
- (Check female's shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!
- Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
- Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
- Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
- Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
- I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
- Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
- That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
- (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
- That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
- Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples....
- Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!
- (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
- Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
- Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Make a calling card that says.....Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile.
- Hi, my name's (_____), how do you like me so far?
- Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
- Bond. James Bond.
- You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beat me to it.
- You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more?
- Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I like nothing better.
- Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now?
- At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"
- That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.
- Think you can dance in those shoes?
- You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
- Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight?
- Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink.
- Lie down. I think I love you.
- I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
- If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
- My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
- My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
- Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
- I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
- Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
- You know I really am James Bond's body double.
- Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her!
- Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
- Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
- (At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I don't know where he is....(motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you.
- Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
- Here's a quarter....call your room-mate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!
- Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
- Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
- Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
- Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway!
- My name is ______. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.
- Can I flirt with you?
- Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
- Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
- Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- So....how am I doin'?
- You know what would look good on you? Me!
- Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are!
- Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
- You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
- What's your favourite position on extramarital sex?
- I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
- Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
- Excuse me, do you live around here often?
- I have only three months to live...
- Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
- Where have you been all my life?
- In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?"
- Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year?
- Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
- I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
- Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
- If I follow you home, will you keep me?
- Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
- If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
- Want to see my stamp collection?
- Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no') , OK then, can we just practice?
- How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted to know what to make for you in the morning.
- Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
- Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
- Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
- You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then, please start.
- I've got the ship, you've got the harbour...what say we tie up for the night?
- Wanna go halves in a baby?
- Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
- Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
- Can I see your tan lines?
- I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
- Beauty is only a light switch away...
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
- Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
- Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
- If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!
- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
- I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
- Stand still so I can pick you up!
- Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
- I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
- Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
- Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
- I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
- Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
- Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
- I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.
- I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
- I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
- I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person.
- I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
- He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
- Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
- I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
- You know what I like about you? My arms.
- What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
- So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
- You make my software turn to hardware!
- Was you father an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
- Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room
- As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other.
- Are you going places or just being taken?
- If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
- I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?
- Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
- Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9...
- Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath!
- You know, I have a romantic side....let's go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out!
- Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!
- (As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!
- Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!
- Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day!
- Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
- She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar!
- Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
- Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love!
- I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
- I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are...
- Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips.
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